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Dr. Cortes and the Top Secret Mission

Wonder what Dr. Cortes has been up to this summer? The following message was found in the office recycling bin and edited to cover sensitive information:

Dr. Cortes:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to attend a two-year course in Miami. Your coursework will include:

  • Treatment planning
  • Diagnosis
  • Learning about malocclusion 
  • Reading cephalometric x-rays
  • Other top-secret dental stuff activities

You will be required to leave your beloved patients and practice for one week each month, but we know that you consistently demonstrate a willingness to better yourself and your practice - all for your patients.

Additionally, you will need to bring your staff along in September so that we can ensure their commitment to the cause and your patients.

It is urgent that you respond to this request quickly. We appreciate your discretion and ask that you destroy this invitation immediately.

We thank you for your consideration,

The agency

The take-away? Dr. Cortes loves to continue gain knowledge and better her practice and when she completes her coursework, YOU get to benefit from the extensive knowledge she will have gained. Next time you see her, give her an appreciative pat on the back, but DON’T SAY ANYTHING!

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